my pets
My beloved little beasts...
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Pony
My beloved, evil little beast... Pony is a lionhead rabbit that I adopted from a nice local couple. She was originally a gift for their nieces, but well.. rabbits make for terrible gifts. They make great curses though.
Pony's hobbies include destruction, chaos, and listening to Chappel Roan while I braid her beautiful hair.
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Pixie
An incredibly realistic taxidermy rabbit, complete with twitching nose and the occasional blink. Pixie is a retired doe from a very nice rabbit breeder.
Pixie's hobbies include being incredibly still and mimicking a corpse. She's very good at it. I check her breathing once a day.
goose
I have never wanted a dog, but Goose showed up one evening, rummaging through my trashcan, and he simply never left.
He now spends all his days ripping up cardboard boxes in my house and sitting in my lap at all times as if he isn't 55 pounds of pure muscle.
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Bunny
At some point, my husband told me I couldn't get a rabbit. Now, I have rabbits AND a cat named Bunny.
Bunny enjoys eating copious amounts of plastic (much to my dismay) and disappearing into pocket dimensions between feeding times.
Waffles
Waffles is a limp creature with about as much awareness as a piece of wet spaghetti.
He teaches yoga classes on the weekend and spends the rest of his days aimlessly staring at walls while his brain cells bounce around like an early 2000s screensaver.
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