my pets
My beloved little beasts...
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Pony
My beloved, evil little beast... Pony is a lionhead rabbit that I adopted from a nice local couple. She was originally a gift for their nieces, but well.. rabbits make for terrible gifts. They make great curses though.
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Pony's hobbies include destruction, chaos, and listening to Chappel Roan while I braid her beautiful hair.
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Pixie
An incredibly realistic taxidermy rabbit, complete with twitching nose and the occasional blink. Pixie is a retired doe from a very nice rabbit breeder.
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Pixie's hobbies include being incredibly still and mimicking a corpse. She's very good at it. I check her breathing once a day.
goose
I have never wanted a dog, but Goose showed up one evening, rummaging through my trashcan, and he simply never left.
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He now spends all his days ripping up cardboard boxes in my house and sitting in my lap at all times as if he isn't 55 pounds of pure muscle.
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Bunny
At some point, my husband told me I couldn't get a rabbit. Now, I have rabbits AND a cat named Bunny.
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Bunny enjoys eating copious amounts of plastic (much to my dismay) and disappearing into pocket dimensions between feeding times.
Waffles
Waffles is a limp creature with about as much awareness as a piece of wet spaghetti.
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He teaches yoga classes on the weekend and spends the rest of his days aimlessly staring at walls while his brain cells bounce around like an early 2000s screensaver.
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